Random quote of the day:

“I only can properly enjoy carol services if I am having an illicit affair with someone in the congregation.”

—Alan Clark, Diaries, December 17, 1985

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Key and Peele, Celine Dion, or Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.