Great Moments in VRS


“They that go down to the sea in chaps”
“Alas, poor you’re it. I knew him.”
“Breeze there a man with soul so dead”
“When, in disgrace with fortune and menses”
“How do I love thee? Let me count the Waze.”

“Pekingese* has just about the same amount of bad fats as Best Foods.”


“Black bean hummus, lettuce, grape tomatoes, a little roast beef, and walk a moly** salsa,”



**guacamole (of course)

“That why a* novel was just too irritating. The perky heroin** was driving me crazy.”