Random quote of the day:

“I think of birth as a search for a larger apartment.”

—Rita Mae Brown, Starting From Scratch

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Desus and Mero, Beyoncé, or the Marine Corps Marching Band. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.