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Random quote of the day:

“. . . a lie is more comfortable than doubt, more useful than love, more lasting than truth . . .”

—Gabriel Garcia Márquez, The Autumn of the Patriarch

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Random quote of the day:

“To be false and to be a liar are not one and the same thing, though they closely resemble each other.”

—Louis de Rouvroy, duc de Saint-Simon, Memoires de Saint-Simon, Book 5

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Random quote of the day:

“He who foretells the future lies, even if he tells the truth.”

—Moroccan proverb

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1. Let me thread you a story…(1-12)
2. Howdy, folks. I know it’s been a long time since you’ve heard from me—and I’m not a’tall sure anyone has a mind to listen to an old country narrator like me any more—but sometimes a person has to be tellin’ stories, even if they’s talkin’ to themselves.
3. Truth is, I fell into a pit of despair over the way of things in the larger world, and the state of things in Portalville itself. All the stories in the world, no matter how sarcastic, didn’t seem to make a lick of sense to anyone so I figured, why bother?
4. The other problem is when you’re a confabulator and things happenin’ in the real world is more confabulous than what a storyteller could come up with and still be believed, it does somewhat take the gunpowder outten your musket.
5. Still, like I said, I got that need to tell stories whether anyone believes ‘em or not. Like that time President Turps joined forces with Portalville’s former mayor and minor god of chaos, Belial Covfefe. Covfefe got voted out of office here in Portalville fair and square—
6. once townsfolk got wise to his evil ways—but he kept screamin’ that the whole thing was rigged even as he packed his bags and left in a huff. Turns out, he became one of them political consultants on President Turps’ re-election committee.
7. Said he’d learned from his mistakes here in Portalville and if President Turps wanted to be re-elected he, Covfefe, would show him the way. Before you knew it, the president had him a revolvin’ set of heads on his shoulders.
8. Whenever anyone called him out as a liar to his face, which nervy journalists and late-night TV show hosts sometimes had the balls to do, he’d swivel another head around and that one would get all riled & declare, “I never said any such thing. These are all just fake truths.”
9. All’s he had to do was keep track of which head told which lie & switch to a new head that had no part in the lyin’. Trouble was, you can only fit so many heads on one pair of shoulders and the president told so many lies he soon ran out of heads to do his denying for him.
10. So the president started sproutin’ little bitty heads out his rear end—but that wasn’t telegenic. Folks didn’t want to see footage of that process. For a time the news was filled with shots of the back of the president’s drawers with these tiny muffled voices comin’ out.
11. Had to shove them microphones so close to his pants that people finally said, “Enough!” ‘Course, they’s always folks what believe anything the president tells ‘em without regard to common sense. Even if it is comin’ out his rear end.
12. You can read the entire sage (so far) of Portalville at https://pjthompson.dreamwidth.org/1672524.html

Random quote of the day:

“Only lies and evil come from letting people off.”

—Iris Murdoch, A Severed Head

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Random quote of the day:

“This is the slyness of art: If you tell enough lies, you’re bound to say something true.”

—William Meredith, The Paris Review, Issue 95, Spring 1985

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Random quote of the day:

“There are such things as false truths and honest lies.”

—Gypsy proverb

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Random quote of the day:

“Sometimes it is easier to see clearly into the liar than into the man who tells the truth. Truth, like light, blinds.”

—Albert Camus, The Fall

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Random quote of the day:

“It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.”

—Jerome K. Jerome, Idler Magazine, Issue 1

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Random quote of the day:

“Home is where you always tell the truth, even with your lies.”

—Skyler White, and Falling, Fly

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