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Random quote of the day:

“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.”

—George Bernard Shaw, Back to Methuselah

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Random quote of the day:

“I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it.”

—E. B. White, The New Yorker, December 8, 1928

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Random quote of the day: 

“Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.”

—Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

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Random quote of the day:

“The telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.”

—Kurt Vonnegut, interview, “The Best Jokes Are Dangerous,” McSweeny’s, September 2002

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Random quote of the day:

“Humorists are very commonly the youngest children in their families. When I was the littlest kid at our supper table, there was only one way I could get anybody’s attention, and that was to be funny. I had to specialize. I used to listen to radio comedians very intently, so I could learn how to make jokes. And that’s what my books are, now that I’m a grownup—mosaics of jokes.

—Kurt Vonnegut, interview, The Paris Review, Issue 69, Spring 1977

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Random quote of the day:

“The banjo was invented four thousand years ago in Ancient Egypt—which explains why the Jews left Egypt.”

—attributed to Dave Barry

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Random quote of the day:

 

“Stairs are nothing more than an organized hill.”

—Jim Gaffigan, King Baby

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Random quote of the day: 

 

“There are no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze Humor.”

—Robert Benchley, “What Does It Mean?” in After 1903—What?

 

 


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Random quote of the day:

 

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn’t.  A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.”

—Anonymous aphorism often attributed to Sir Francis Bacon, Horace Walpole and others

 


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