misreading


 

“They that go down to the sea in chaps”
“Alas, poor you’re it. I knew him.”
“Breeze there a man with soul so dead”
“When, in disgrace with fortune and menses”
“How do I love thee? Let me count the Waze.”

San Diego to limit cannibals advertising

 

I should hope so.

 

*cannabis

Airport officials are adding a $1.6 billion mindfield* concourse.

 

As if the commute isn’t hard enough.

 

*midfield

Enchanted* amenities

 

But I really want those enchantments!

 

 

*Enhanced

SURVIVOR’S SMORES*

 

 

Makes sense. After traumatic experience you want a treat.

 

 

*Remorse

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

MAID* REMOVAL & REHABILITATION

 

 

I guess that’s for domestic help that just won’t stop cleaning.

 

 

*Mold

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

CHINESE EGGPLANT* IN AFRICA

 

 

I wasn’t even hungry. Especially for eggplant.

 

 

*Engagement

I NEED ARTHRITIS!*

 

 

I guess it’s a case of projection.

 

 

*artists

Mr. V’s Scrotum*
 
 
 
I don’t know how I came up with this one. Frankly, it scares me.
 
 
 
 
 
*Hair Salon

 

Edenist*
 
 
 
I’m on a roll, folks, but I do think this is one of my better ones. What sort of occupation to you suppose an Edenist is?
 
 
 
 
 
*A giant tooth icon seen from the side + Dentist. I had to drive up and look at it face on before I knew what it was.

 

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