marriage


Random quote of the day:

“Don’t laugh at the spinsters, dear girls, for often very tender, tragic romances are hidden away in the hearts that beat so quietly under the sober gowns, and many silent sacrifices of youth, health, ambition, love itself, make the faded faces beautiful in God’s sight. Even the sad, sour sisters should be kindly dealt with, because they have missed the sweetest part of life, if for no other reason.”

—Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

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Random quote of the day:

“As soon as you say ‘I do,’ you will discover that marriage is like a car. Yeah, both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. Most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell to be heard.”

—Wanda Sykes, Yeah, I Said It

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Random quote of the day:

“Love one another, but make not a bond
of love:
     Let it rather be a moving sea between
     the shores of your souls.
     Fill each other’s cup but drink not from
     one cup.
     Give one another of your bread but eat
     not from the same loaf.
     Sing and dance together and be joyous,
     but let each one of you be alone,
     Even as the strings of a lute are alone
     though they quiver with the same music.

—Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

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Random quote of the day:

“Two fears alternate in marriage, of loneliness and of bondage. The dread of loneliness being keener than the fear of bondage, we get married.”

—Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave

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Random quote of the day:

“In a dissension between man and wife, the one who has most friends is in the right.”

—George Meredith, The Ordeal of Richard Feverel

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Random quote of the day:

“Wives are people who feel that they don’t dance enough.”

—Groucho Marx, “What This Country Needs,” This Week, June 16, 1940

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Random quote of the day:

“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”

—Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage, aphorism 28

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Random quote of the day:

“The only mature response to news of a wedding is solemnity, apprehension and gentle love-filled foreboding.”

—Alain de Botton, Twitterfeed, April 22, 2011

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Random quote of the day:

“I love being married, I do. It’s so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

—Rita Rudner, Best of Improv, Vol. 3

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Random quote of the day:

“Well, the old theory was ‘marry an older man because they’re more mature.’ But the new theory is ‘men don’t mature—marry a young one.’”

—Rita Rudner, Best of Improv, Vol. 3

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