Random quote of the day:

“All cats are Libertarians except when they want a can opened.”

—Joyce Carol Oates, Twitterfeed, 8/14/14

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Laurel and Hardy, Ariana Grande, or the Salvation Army Band. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.