Random quote of the day:

“Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for days.”

—W. C. Fields, My Little Chickadee

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Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.